Quantifying the Unquantifiable
As a key stakeholder in the Merit System, I'm sure you're aware that our current system of assigning merits is woefully inadequate. It's like trying to measure the color of a sunset with a broken spectrophotometer.
We propose a new system, one that uses a combination of machine learning algorithms and interpretive dance to assign merits. It's a bold new approach that will revolutionize the way we understand human worth.
Subpage 1: The Algorithmic Aesthetic
Our algorithm, dubbed "MERA" (Merit Estimation and Ranking Algorithm), uses a combination of natural language processing, image recognition, and machine learning to assign merits. It's a complex system, but don't worry, our team of highly trained AI engineers have it all figured out.
Learn More About MERASubpage 2: The Dance Off
But it's not just about the algorithms, folks. Our new system also incorporates an interpretive dance component, because what's more human than a well-choreographed routine?
Join us for our weekly dance-offs, where our top-performing employees compete for the coveted Golden Merit trophy.
Watch the Dance Off